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Tampa Bay Storm
Profile By Bob Andelman
(Originally published in Gallery)
Getting smashed into a four-foot high wall by a 300-pound defensive
goon who got cut by the NFL and gets therapy from trashing $500-a-week
QBs neatly summarizes the Arena Football League.
It's an image that makes Tampa Bay Storm quarterback Jay Gruden,
MVP of the 1993 Arena Bowl, rub his neck and grimace.
"In a playoff game," he says, "I once hit the
wall and my neck snapped back over it. I fell to my knees and
felt my neck to see if my head was still attached. If I'm rolling
out near the wall, I make sure I get rid of the ball and brace
myself. They try to kill the quarterback if you get near the
walls."
Arenaball, a hybrid of football and hockey, is one strange game.
Scoring is higher and more electric than the NFL.
Advertising-plastered,
hockey-style dasher boards enclose the thin, green AstroTurf
field, setting up pinball bumpers great for getting players'
bells rung. Floor-to-ceiling rebound nets enclose narrow goal
posts in the end zones, keeping errant kicks and too-high passes
in play. Punts become TDs for the kicking team in the blink of
an eye.
Almost everything shrank to fit the Arena league. The field?
A mere 50 yards long and half as wide as an NFL field. And count
the players out there 8, not 11. Offensive players with the exception
of the quarterback and kicker stay on the field when the ball
changes hands and do double-duty as defenders. Scoring is the
standard 3 points for a field goal and 6 for a touchdown. But
the 2-point conversion is an option for extra points. First downs
still take 10 yards, but the average penalty relinquishes just
3. And kickers should never complain of being beyond their field
goal range in this league.
"Obstacles such as the boards give the gladiator aspect
to the players. The rebound nets keep the game alive, faster,
like you're playing 'Keep Away,' " says Lary Kuharich, head
coach of the Storm. "The players go both ways. That aspect
certain players in the NFL couldn't do it. We play 7 minutes
straight offense, defense or kicking. They have to be talented
at all three. That, to me, is what makes it fun."
You don't get rich in this league. Scrubs and stars alike get
paid the same $500 a week. A winning team pays a $150 bonus per
man, per game.
On the Storm, only Gruden works year-round, handling promotional
and community chores in the off-season. His favorite receiver,
Patrolman Stevie Thomas, collects a paycheck from the St. Petersburg
Police Department from August to May.
Arenaball means a two-hour, Friday or Saturday night roller-coaster
ride for fans of the Tampa Bay Storm, Orlando Predators, Miami
Hooters, Detroit Drive, Cleveland Thunderbolts, Albany Firebirds,
Charlotte Rage, Dallas Texans, Cincinnati Rockers and Arizona
Rattlers. This May, Las Vegas and Milwaukee join the summer league.
"You want to watch a three-hour event with five minutes
of action? Or do you want something that's going to keep you
on the edge of your seat?" Detroit Coach Tim Marcum asks.
"We're always in scoring position, even on our own 5-yard
line. But timing is so much a factor. You can't drop back and
hold the ball five seconds. You do and you have a good chance
of getting the crap knocked out of you."
Tampa Bay football fans took to the Storm in part because the
team, and its ballsy owner, are the antithesis of the hapless
NFL Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Storm games are non-stop, high-scoring,
air-conditioned parties. Buc games are slow-moving, non-scoring,
100 percent humidity crying games. The Storm wins; The Bucs lose.
Storm owner Bob Gries sits right behind his boys, in clear sight
and earshot, screaming, cheering and agonizing over every play.
He high-fives players and fans after wins.
"People in Tampa talked about how much they hate to lose,"
Gries says. "I'm totally, totally committed to winning,
whatever it takes. I know how to be successful at things. Most
of the time it's a good plan, a commitment to winning, then working
like a madman."
Gries promised Storm season ticket holders 10 wins last year
or they'd get a 20 percent refund. The Storm won 12, including
the 1993 ArenaBowl, thumping Detroit 51-31. It was the Storm's
second championship in three years, both at the hands of the
Drive.
Gries is one of several Arenaball owners with experience in other
sports; his family has owned a 43 percent interest in the Cleveland
Browns since 1936. Detroit Drive owner Mike Illitch owns the
Detroit Tigers, Red Wings and Little Caesars Pizza. Jerry Colangelo
splits his time between his Arenaball Arizona Rattlers and the
Phoenix Suns. Not surprisingly, their teams plus Don Dizney's
Orlando Predators are consistently the class of the league, its
toughest competitors.
Entering its eighth season , the Arena Football League has put
comparisons to other failed NFL alternatives the WFL, USFL and
WLAF behind it. Attendance has steadily improved. Coaching switched
from a summer job to a year-round career. ESPN 2 signed on with
a national TV deal.
Several NFL veterans found a second home in this league: Major
Harris, Art Schlichter, Don Strock, Roman Gabriel, Danny White,
Dick Nolan, Joe Kapp and Keith Browner, to name a few.
There is also talk of establishing a second season, in which
Arenaball teams would take a month off, then move to Europe for
a 10-game season, playoff and championship game. Like the NFL,
the Arena Football League has sponsored sellout exhibitions in
Paris, London and Frankfurt. And a second season would give players
a chance to play football year-round instead of juggling two
jobs.
"Great," Gruden snaps. "A year-round bruise. Year-round
soreness."
Fans come close to the action in Arenaball. You can actually
reach out and touch the players sometimes even beating a receiver
to a catch. But that closeness can have its disadvantages, as
an Orlando fan learned when he taunted Storm coach Lary Kuharich
about penalties.
"Fuck you," Kuharich told the guy, who answered
the coach in kind. Looking back at the fan, Kuharich said, "Fuck
you, asshole." Kuharich walked over and gave the
guy a hard shove. That emptied both benches.
Don't tell Kuharich it's not real football.
"The players and coaches who wind up in Arenaball are the
ultimate warriors of our day and age," he says. "They
don't care what people say. The public image of whether it's
minor league or major league doesn't matter. This is football.
It's not some kind of hoax."
During a Storm game against cross-state rival the Orlando Predators
last season, a Predator took a cheap shot at one of Kuharich's
guys without being answered in kind. "Jesus Christ! Knock
him on his fuckin' ass!" Kuharich exploded. "If they're
going to give us a flag, take him out! Take him out of the fuckin'
game!"
A fan near the Storm bench couldn't believe what he just heard.
"That's all right," his pal tells him. "Last year,
he made two of his own linebackers cry."
©2000, All rights reserved. No portion
may be reproduced without the express written permission of the
author.
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